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About Christopher Warman

Christopher Warman is a writer from Baltimore, MD. He received his M.F.A. in Creative Writing and Publishing Arts from the University of Baltimore. He served as the Editor-in-Chief of Welter, the UB's nationally circulated literary journal, for its 2011 and Fall 2014 editions. His works have been published in Welter and the online humorist journal Hobo Pancakes. His plays have been produced through Spotlight UB's Emerging Voices Project and the John Hewitt International Summer School. His book, The Universal Machine: The Lineage, Life, and Legacy of Amos Östberg—The First Great Computer Scientist of the Internet Age, is available at longcommentpubs.com.

The Legend of Paul’s Mate

In the town of Belfast, née Béal Feirste, there lived a man known only as Paul’s Mate. Paul’s Mate led a troubled life that could be quieted only by getting totally and publicly sloshed on Saturday nights. Like, can’t walk kind of … Continue reading

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A wee, little taste of my play

Many people won’t read my play when it’s complete. For your convenience here is the next best thing: a 140-character summary of the play!

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A Heightened Realness

I’m quite familiar with Shadow of a Gunman. I’ve read the play several times over the course of the last few years and seen a production produced by Kimberley Lynne at an Irish Heritage Festival back home in Baltimore. Which … Continue reading

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How About Dub, Eh?

I spent my free time this afternoon quite wisely: I watched the Dublin v. Limerick in the County Leinster All-Ireland Over 21 Senior Final. And it was thrilling! Dublin and Limerick swapped leads at least five times over course of … Continue reading

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Moth wings against a window pane

There aren’t really flies here, doesn’t get warm enough, but there are moths aplenty. They remind me of summers past. It’s why we would sit in the near-dark with the windows wide open. Ryan said, “The lights are what draw … Continue reading

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Modern Irish Mythmaking

A common theme in Irish spiritual storytelling is the appropriation of the old form the new. Historical figures informed old Gaelic myths. Gaelic myths were adapted by Christianity. Brian Friel’s play Dancing at Lughnasa adapts facets of pagan and Christian … Continue reading

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No, you’re right, I wasn’t there on 7/7. . .

. . .but I also didn’t see my Muslim neighbors dancing in the streets. They mourned in solidarity with those that lost, those that were in pain. Some knew loved ones themselves that were swallowed whole by the tragedy, gone … Continue reading

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A Cafe Conversation

We were assigned to eavesdrop on the citizens of Armagh, procuring conversations to inform our brain organs on the distinctive vocal landscape of Northern Irish society. For your pleasure, here is my entry: “Hello?… Hello?… Hello?…… Hello? Think she’s hung … Continue reading

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Funnest of Facts

John Coffee built the jail in Dundalk in 1853.

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Armagh Should(n’t) Change

This is my second time staying in Armagh. If you are a diehard Armagh Project blog veteran, you may remember me from my bombastic blog run from Armagh Project 2013. And now I’m here again, as promised at the close … Continue reading

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