Short Fiction Teaser

Here’s a little sampler of my story, “With Ale, We Fear No Evil”:

“Where, oh where is that blasted friar?” Mannix murmured as he exited the hall of cells. It was a cloudy day, as usual; every so often, the sky would spit down at the resident monks of St. Cullen’s, coincidentally whenever he stepped out. Almost everybody at the monastery was gathered or gathering in the abbey for the early morning mass, but the nigh-on middle-aged monk had a different task at hand before he could settle down for worship.
The grounds were barren and green, devoid of anyone else except the gardeners that scraped the grime from their sodden hands; they issued polite and quiet nods to Mannix as they passed him by on their way to the house of prayer. The monk didn’t notice though, for his mind was on other things, frustrating things.
He first checked inside and around the brewhouse near the west end, but it was as abandoned as it should’ve been (to some surprise). He then poked his head into the infirmary to find it empty and cold. After that, as he passed by the storerooms and the granary, he slowed to inspect the area for the missing habitué’s presence, but there wasn’t a single hint. Next, he quietly stepped through the door of the guest lodgings after remembering that a group of tradeswomen and their male escort were staying for two days on the way to the port of Leiffien. The escort snored alone by the door and the women silently cuddled together in a larger bunk; he counted four heads at the far end of the rising and sinking blankets, so all was as it should’ve been.
Finally, he dreadfully made his way to the butchery by the far side of the stables and the pigsties. He found the inside of the modest shed to be nicely kempt, its floors and carving tables just recently scrubbed, but something else prodded him then as he pinched attentively at his lips. He thought he could hear the echoes of song bouncing through the adjacent stable hall.
In olden Kelf,
Right on the shelf,
There sat some bottles red,
But by the morn,
With colored scorn,
We had nothing but bread.
The merlot went to Conor
While the malbec went to Bonner,
The bar-bra went to Ennest,
Heavens me! Had I drank the rest?!

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Tweeted Plot

Desperate times for an Iron Age clan have lead to drastic measures, not that Ketheck cares either way.

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A wee, little taste of my play

Many people won’t read my play when it’s complete. For your convenience here is the next best thing: a 140-character summary of the play!

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Birds of Dublin

So we’re leaving Dublin today.  I’ve had the pleasure of sharing my Dublin space with the lovely Dominique and Bryonna, our lone window faces the back of the buildings surrounding the hotel. At first glance I didn’t think much of the view, but it didn’t take long for the real entertainment to show itself. Dublin is a city of birds, and our view has a beautiful peek into what has to be a bustling birdie neighborhood. As writers, we’ve of course been watching the narrative playing out amongst them and we’ve each got our favorites. As weary as I am of the city and ready to get back to Armagh, I will miss the Dublin birds. Just this morning we personified the shrieking call of one of the birds outside our window this morning.

Bird: AYEEEEE-AYEEEEE

Me:  Haha! That sounds kind of human. Tell me that’s not a drunk somebody in the club?

Bryonna: AYEEEE- This is my jam! Turn it up!

Me: AYEEEEE girl, turn it up.

We’ve also identified which ones are going steady and found all the little apartments and hiding places they call home. I will miss the birds. Armagh is full of dogs. I didn’t realize I had an issue with the noise of dogs until I woke up cursing one for it’s low fifteen-minute bark barrage. Even now, the birds of our little inlet are cawing and squawking and trilling away and I have no problem. It’s a music I’m learning the rhythm of and for that I am grateful and nostalgic.

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Writing Pitch #interraciallove #ireland #adamandthegreenisle

Leaving the desert, Eshe moves to Ireland & into the arms of Adam. It’s not until stepping on the green isle, that Eshe realizes just how the odds are stacked against her.

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Almost giving up on love, Amanda decided it was time for a big change and relocates to Northern Ireland, just in time for #leapyear.

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Twitter Play Plot Pitch

The internal conflict of a first and second wife in the crucial moments between life and murder in a world where #magic, and the power of #jealousy take a hold.

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The Myth in the Modern

Irish myth collides w/the present when the last fairy and a young woman visiting 21st century No. Ireland must lift and ancient curse. #magic

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The late Kalin is visited at her grave by her best friend, Laura, but the visit quickly devolves into catty backbiting on both sides.

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Wee Pitch

Disenfranchised WW1 vet must confront his IRA infatuated son and his role in a changing Ireland #VetStruggle

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