For the Love of Moss

Moss Ya’ll.

I’m not ashamed to say I’m a little obsessed. I got in really deep, about elbow deep in feeding my new moss obsession today. Before you judge me, it’s research for my story and I’m sticking to it. I’ve seen a documentary, a few videos about the life cycle of moss, vascular plants, as well as a few articles on eating it. I’m not going to eat it — I’m not going to eat it. I mean, I have had it in a smoothie, but whatever I’m not sorry. Anyway,  the survival element of moss is astounding and it really can’t be ignored here in Ireland or the world.  Guys! Moss is one of our prehistoric ancestors — our reproductive systems are very similar (well kind of in an evolutionary family sort of way).  Here’s some mossy pictures to get the love flowing. Captions based on actual events and conversations.

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Whoa you guys are seriously everywhere. Pretty thorough man, respect.

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Guuuuuuys!! Look! It’s so beautiful, they have a little colony. Their on the whole wall. It’s like a moss tour! 

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“Guys, I’m gonna save this moss. It’s on the window ledge and it gets way too much sun. I just learned it needs water to sex it up with some hot moss thang in the area. I’m going to water it. It needs me, I’m going to save it.  What? Why’re you guys looking at me like that?”


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